Tis the season, baby—not just for pumpkin spice lube and awkward conversations about exclusivity, but also about gettin’ SCARYYYYYY! Putting the “Hell” in “hello!” today are these Halloween masks, which are so unhinged—no, really, some of the jaws unhinge—that we’ve completely dissociated our brains from our bodies to bring them to your humble, spooky fall porch. Halloween masks are kind of a hack when it comes to finding unique costumes, because they’re all you need. No big get-ups, no complicated couples' costumes; just you and a few ounces of latex that will make everyone who sees you say, “Nope.” We found the weirdest Halloween masks, the scariest Halloween masks, and, for sure, the most fucked up Halloween masks that might not be traditionally spooky but sure give us the heebs. Buy these masks, take on an alternate persona, and freak out all your loved ones and frenemies, but please don’t wear them around us. |
